Saturday, 26 November 2011

The Wimbish Yeti

Reports are coming in of strange happenings in Wimbish, near Saffron Walden, Essex. Local residents are blaming recent sightings of a large creature stealing from gardens and emitting an annoying screeching from it's mouth, which apparently can go on for ages.
  This picture was taken by a local resident who was looking for a petrol can.

The local constabulary were alerted when the police station had it's toilet seat stolen in the night. A spokesman said "We have nothing to go on". Another resident reported that their chickens have been so traumatised that the eggs they have laid have actually gone back up. It is likely, however, that the creature had stolen them. "Whoever it is doing this is very eggsperienced", she said.
The search for the creature was stepped up after an alleged sighting a local Christmas fayre, along with the discovery of a broken fence and a very large hole nearby. Police are looking into it.

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